updates

Watching: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Intelligence, Agents of Shield,Merlin, Marvel Movies

Reading: Cinderella ate my daughter, Freakonomics

Listening to: Classic-MKTO, Fancy- Iggy Azalea, Soundtrack to Captain America: The first Avengers theme



sexhaver:

a team in last year’s robotics class forgot to comment out a line of joke code so during the final their robot completed the assigned task in autonomous mode, stopped directly in front of the professor, printed “HEADED HOME, MOTHERFUCKERS” to its LCD, and drove back to base

(Source: samwinchesterblog)

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice)

teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*

fullunadulteratedart:

when a fanfic casually drops a reference or line from the show

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pancakes-for-everybody:

itsajensenthing:

doing his own stunts like a bamf

LOOK AT HIS ADORABLE PUPPY DOG EYES

(Source: itsajensenthing)

so i only wear this bra in the house because it’s too small

tits-mcgeek:

ho-ho-my-lad:

and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute

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possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.

(Source: hohomylad)

holligenet:

daftwithoneshoe:

askmeifimadalek:

Can we take a moment

The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …

… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"

I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

(Source: fullmetalniku)

taliabobalia:

freyjas:

dungeonsanddamsels:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby

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now it is the cover of the great gatsby

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